DJ Dates : Last Exit Before Marriage @ The Loft Club, 2nd June 2006

 Thursday, May 11th 2006, 8:58 am

Last Exit flyer
As most of you know, I’m getting married in August 2006 and it is traditional for the groom to have a stag party (or bachelor party in the US or Junggesellenabschied in German.) Most men take their friends on a weekend of drunken debauchery and mine is no exception. However, for mine I’m actually DJ’ing for one evening if I can manage to stand up. So you are cordially invite to:

(aka DJ Cruze’s stag/bachelor/Junggesellenabschied)
Saturday 2nd June 2006
The Loft Club

It’s going to be a wild party with plenty of funky house music, electro, “Manchester House” and more from myself, DJ Cruze, and my long-time DJ’ing partner DJ Vuish. We’ll be ably assisted by our good friends Alex Harmony and Luke45. If we can organise it then we’ll also be opening the back room for a special V.I.P. party with some of our Manchester friends DJ’ing.

Of course, the British boys will be coming too so look out for 16 of the North West of England’s finest drinkers! I’m looking forward to seeing the flyer as I have been stitched up by DJ Vuish (my best man) and my brother Matt. I’m loving the pictures of me as a small child and a teenager. What a geek! I’ll post the full flyer when I get it. Apparently I look cool with my iconic “Atari Pac-man” t-shirt on. I’m not sure I believe them though.

Here’s a translation of what’s happening from the Loft Club’s website:

For more than 10 years they have been the heroes of our past and present. There is hardly anyone who doesn’t have a tape on which Mr Cruze screams: ‘Is anybody hammered!?’. (DJ Cruze: It was actually DJ Vuish who shouted this on the infamous tape (Milk Club, Mannheim – August 1993) in question but I don’t mind claiming responsibility.) And as is the case with heroes, in the end they save humanity, the captives, justice or the party people and still get the girl. That must be celebrated! DJ Vuish, who in recent years has become a rare guest, is travelling solely for this occasion back to good old Germany to present his prodigal son speech in musical form. (DJ Cruze: Yes, it really says this!!) For this opportunity he is dragging half of Manchester with him, for much has been heard of Loft there. Naturally the two good old friends from their second home will not be missing. Alex Harmony and Luke 45 will be providing local support and will be releasing him from the single life in the most meaningful way possible. Shortly before we succumb to World Cup fever, let us succumb once again to the heroes of the past. We’re looking forward to this so much and offer our most sincere congratulations. Friends – this is one not to be missed! Oh and by the way, ladies: now or never…

Hopefully we’ll see all of my German friends there so keep this weekend free. It’s going to get hot in the Loft Club and you’re all invited. And yes ladies. It really is now or never! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Thanks to Kev for correcting my German!

10 comments about this post

  1. bring…it….on…

  2. I’m scared. Very scared. I’m sure there will be more suprises and I just hope that the guys are nice to me!

  3. Indeed we will…Kevin did you get hold of the waxing kit and handcuffs?

  4. *chuckles politely* … I did indeed, and plenty more. You wouldn’t believe what the specialist shops here sell…

  5. In the words of Father Dougal McGuire: “Oh God Ted! I want out!”

  6. Did you learn about all the German premarital rites…? Tataa ๐Ÿ˜€

  7. The Weekend is Free … and the week afterwards !
    Iร‚ยดam Ready!!
    Cheers Stefan

  8. Dom – I’m intrigued! I think I heard that the groom gets lots of private dances with nice ladies!
    Stefan – Willenlos! You’re ready for a hard weekend I think.

  9. We are coming back from Thailand at 2nd June. I don’t know if we can join your junggesellenabschied on this day. If not have a great time and make big party. As we say in Germany: Lasse die Sau raus. Ask Vuish to translate it….

  10. have a blast mate, sadly bangalore’s a long way off from the loft…so can’t make it he he he ๐Ÿ˜‰

    have fun!! enjoy your last few days of being a bachelor mate..before ur bonded in “holy” matrimony…!!!